… Holy passive aggressive douche, dude.
And I looked at his profile, too, which he clearly saw. And when I didn’t reply, this was his reaction.
First of all, fuck you.
Second of all, maybe I had to run off to do something and didn’t have time to reply to you. Maybe I didn’t know what to say. Maybe I wasn’t sure how to reply because you didn’t actually give me a question or anything to answer.
Third of all, there’s the little fact that I’m in Toronto. I’m not in New York anymore (and this guy is from Brooklyn). The best part is? He’s Jewish, and not the worst looking person on this stupid site, and had I still been in NYC I would have absolutely answered him and probably would have had a blast telling him about my adventures in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando.
But wow, glad I didn’t. Because if a couple of hours of not getting a response elicits this sort of dickery, then you and I would not get along. You’re probably the kind of dude that gets all uppity over being “friend-zoned.” I bet you even went looking for those alleged Jennifer Lawrence nudes.
Get lost, asshole.
(I don’t usually swear this much in my posts, so sorry about that. But just. Wow.)
Drew and I were discussing ways to react to that guy. I think we have good instincts.